While in the car tonight, Shelby got a phone call from her BFF that she hasn’t seen in a while. She is just chatting away and catching up on all the gossip from her old school. We all noticed the word ‘like’ was very prevalent in the conversation. Then Clayton decided to put in his [...]
After dinner tonight I thought it would be nice to take the kids and go get ice cream. Fiance and Shelby decided to stay home with the dogs while Clayton and I ventured out in search of the yummy Blizzard-y goodness housed at the local DQ.
Before we got to our destination, my dad called and [...]
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Ms PH shared this Picture Is Unrelated web site with a me a couple months back. I was perusing through the posts the other day and happened upon this video. I was so shocked and entertained, I immediately forced fiance in [...]
We had a house warming party at our house this weekend. The morning of the party, we were all running around the house cleaning, cooking, etc. Fiance was getting ready to go pick up the keg and some ice. He asked how much ice he should get. I told him to grab two of the [...]
While Shelby and I were watching a movie, Clayton came out of the back bedroom after roughhousing with the fiance and dogs. I noticed his left eye was starting to swell. I asked him what happened.
Clayton:”Heyzeus punched me in the eye.”
Heyzeus punched you?
Clayton: “Yeah. And it hurt.”
(Fiance), did you see his eye?
Fiance: “Yeah…Clayton decided to [...]
I thought I would jump on this Random Tuesday band wagon, mostly because I just have some random stuff floating around my head…worse than usual today.
I’m sure most of you have this person in your office. She isn’t the brightest bulb in the bunch. She’s easily in her early 30’s, married with a kid or [...]
A text conversation with my dear friend ‘B’:
B: Bridget the Midget at Elliot’s June 5-6
Me: Sweet…Is that a date then?
B: Only if my wife lets me go. With another woman. To see a midget. Naked.
Me: I love you!
When you called me on my way to work and asked me if I got a new book of checks out, I explained to you that I had exactly one hour to get myself and two children showered and ready for the day. That doesn’t even begin to take into consideration the two wild and [...]
First thing this morning, Clayton had gotten the idea that we should go up to the greasy spoon at the end of our road for breakfast. While getting ready, I pointed out that his plaid shorts and Hawaiian shirt didn’t really go together and he needed to rethink his ensemble.
While he was changing, Shelby was [...]
While backing out of the garage earlier today, I noticed that my other half had the gas grill in pieces. When I asked why the grill was being dismantled, he explained that he wanted to convert it over to charcoal.
I was curious why on earth he would do that when we already have a charcoal [...]
Katie Archdale